AJ
Amber Johnson

@ber_johnson

Wife, mom, lover, dreamer, and all around awesome lady. I put too much on my plate and like to bite off more than I can chew.

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DS

We are there...... don’t worry.

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Jo Michele
@jomichele

Yep.

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Keep your fingers crossed we don’t lose power! We’ve had freezing rain ALL day.

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Ka
@kandipie

Lucky

AJ
@ber_johnson

We just got upgraded to a winter storm warning. There’s probably a half inch of ice already and they expect it to continue all night.

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I think I just finished Christmas shopping for the kids. We just have parents and pets left to buy for.

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Jo Michele
@jomichele

I have never bought gifts for any of my pets. Am I weird?

AJ
@ber_johnson

I always buy a couple of new toys and treats. My mom always did it so I grew up with it. Her cats even had their own stockings. I remember her rounding the cats up to “open” their gifts. ? Maybe my mom and I are the weird ones.

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RIP - it was free so I guess I can’t be too mad. We’ll buy a new one in a couple of weeks.

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Jo Michele
@jomichele

??

DS

Good for him...... that cartoon sucks. I’d shoot it as well.

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It’s a little ridiculous how excited I am about a house plant, but Bran bought a fiddle leaf fog for me today. I’m excited to find a new pot for it tomorrow. Geez I’m old.

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Jo Michele
@jomichele

I want a fig tree!! Our neighbors cut theirs down. ? Out pecan tree is finally starting to put on fruit though. 10-12 years is such a long fucking time to wait.

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AJ
@ber_johnson

We’ve talked about planting fruit trees out back, but I do t know if we’ll be in this house long enough to get to enjoy any fruit.

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Jo Michele
@jomichele

❤️❤️❤️

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Gramps fell and broke his femur. It’s always something.

Jo Michele
@jomichele

That’s not good!

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He ALWAYS gives me his upgrade. ALWAYS. I told him to use it for himself this time but he insists I use it or he’ll wait til I graduate. I don’t use “Linda, listen” enough.

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Jo Michele
@jomichele

Consider it an early graduation present.

nonya
@msincognito

When lu is arguing or fussy with me, I say that repeatedly. ?

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Bran is working and mom is keeping Boo for a few hours today. That means I get to go grocery shopping alone...yay... I lead an exciting life.

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Hot Springs bound for a day trip. My bestie came up Thursday. We’re meeting at her in-laws house.

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Send good vibes this morning. I’m not ready for this cardio test.

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DS

How’d it go?

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AJ
@ber_johnson

I passed. Barely.

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I assume he’ll save me when all those come down on me Final Destination style.

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Jo Michele
@jomichele

I always think about Final Destination in situations like that! ??

AJ
@ber_johnson

Every. Single. Times.

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SOBIA. I think I slept 3 hours. Today will suck.

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Ladies, go buy this. Stat.

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DS

Will this work on pubes?

AJ
@ber_johnson

Just make sure to brush them first for easier application.

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It’s so weird to me that things get delivered on Sunday, too. I ordered a new Lifeproof case, my Otterbox was feeling extra bulky, and it arrived today.

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Boo’s new bed came in. I’m making him clean today. So far he’s told me I’m a slave boss, I’m torturing him, I’m rude, and I’m ruining his life. I snatched him up at one point and put the fear in him. He’s been much better since.

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Jo Michele
@jomichele

And Bran didn’t get video of that? I’m seriously disappointed in you both!! Torturing your kids is a perk of parenting. As is putting the fear into them! ???

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I love y’all and I’m thankful for each of you. ?

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DS

Right back at ya kid! ?

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I have to skip clinic today for a trip to the doctor. I’ve slept most of the last 3 days and have now developed a fever and shortness of breath. Yay...

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Da
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Oh no... That's what I was experiencing when they treated me for walking pneumonia.

AJ
@ber_johnson

I really think that will be my diagnosis.

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